Most people understand that what an emergency is and only call out the police fire brigade or ambulance when they really need to. However there is a weird minority who will dial 911 if they lose their keys if their phone isn''t working if they need a lift home from a party or even if they have become hopelessly trapped in their own duvet This hilarious collection of true stories brings together some of the world''s most ridiculous emergency calls including: - The woman who called the police because MacDonalds was out of Chicken Mcnuggets. - The priest who dialed 999 because WHSmiths at Manchester Airporte wouldn''t let him use their toilet - The boy who called an ambulance because his poodle was looking sad. - The man whose watch read the same time for three hours who called the police to report that. wait for it. time was standing still - Then there was the man who had taken too much viagra. . Language: English